"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid."

“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it…

(Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl) as if you didn’t already know that


Wipeout - Dreamworld

Now this. Is quite trippy. Aside from the fact that it make the most bone-shatteringly disgusting sound (the motors), the sensations are weird - rolling upside down backwards and on an angle, rolling forwards, it’s just……But it’s fun.

Wipeout - Dreamworld

Now this. Is quite trippy. Aside from the fact that it make the most bone-shatteringly disgusting sound (the motors), the sensations are weird - rolling upside down backwards and on an angle, rolling forwards, it’s just……But it’s fun.

coasterworld:

Tower Of Terror at Dreamworld

Been on this (before they reversed it). Quite fun. Only goes halfway up the Tower nowadays, though (used to go almost to the top) :/

coasterworld:

Tower Of Terror at Dreamworld

Been on this (before they reversed it). Quite fun. Only goes halfway up the Tower nowadays, though (used to go almost to the top) :/

fuckyeahrollercoasters:

Cyclone (Dreamworld)

Been on this as well. A bit meh, to be honest. Aside from this Sidewinder (half corkscrew into half loop), the only other inversion is a full loop. And they’re probably the most exciting parts of the track (aside from one corner where a rail is about half a metre from your head).

fuckyeahrollercoasters:

Cyclone (Dreamworld)

Been on this as well. A bit meh, to be honest. Aside from this Sidewinder (half corkscrew into half loop), the only other inversion is a full loop. And they’re probably the most exciting parts of the track (aside from one corner where a rail is about half a metre from your head).


The Claw - Dreamworld

This is rather fun. It’s basically a big giant slowly rotating swing :D

The Claw - Dreamworld

This is rather fun. It’s basically a big giant slowly rotating swing :D

allthecoasters:

Lethal Weapon - Warner Bros Movie World

Been on this, too. Second best rollercoaster I’ve been on. Hopefully gonna be going on this and the Superman again within the next few months :)

allthecoasters:

Lethal Weapon - Warner Bros Movie World

Been on this, too. Second best rollercoaster I’ve been on. Hopefully gonna be going on this and the Superman again within the next few months :)

fuckyeahrollercoasters:

Superman Escape @ Warner Bros Movie World.

I’ve been on this (sat at the very back (which is raised slightly higher than the rest, so it’s the second best place to sit aside from up the very front). Best rollercoaster I’ve ever been on :D

fuckyeahrollercoasters:

Superman Escape @ Warner Bros Movie World.

I’ve been on this (sat at the very back (which is raised slightly higher than the rest, so it’s the second best place to sit aside from up the very front). Best rollercoaster I’ve ever been on :D

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

kahtiihma:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

algrenion:

deliciouspineapple:

nightmer:

snakesareourfriends:

Queued: this is just adorable

What are you doing, tiny snake?

I WILL EAT THIS LEAF

LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS

FUCK THIS LEAF

GNARR GNARR

Om nom nom nom

kahtiihma:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

algrenion:

deliciouspineapple:

nightmer:

snakesareourfriends:

Queued: this is just adorable

What are you doing, tiny snake?

I WILL EAT THIS LEAF

LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS

FUCK THIS LEAF

GNARR GNARR

Om nom nom nom

Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

komute:

OMG that’s just…I can’t even. Somebody tell me what air is

I like to think that Hedwig didn’t die. She only got injured,and is currently looking for Harry.

softspokensparrow:

I’m coming Harry..!!


theservicestation:

“Hi there. I’ve got a Jaaaaag and a jet. Want to go for a ride”

theservicestation:

“Hi there. I’ve got a Jaaaaag and a jet. Want to go for a ride”

srbm:

Jaaaaaaaag XKR-S

srbm:

Jaaaaaaaag XKR-S